Clay Guida Brings the Nutter Heat

Guida displays his nutter heat

Ask BJ Penn who he’s most afraid of in the UFC, and if his brain still works after being knocked around for the last decade, he’ll say Clay Guida. That’s because Clay Guida has something that no one else in the lightweight division brings to the table: Clay Guida brings the nutter heat.

You might be thinking – “Guida? Didn’t he just get worked by Sanchez?“ WRONG. Guida clearly won that fight, and here’s why: The only way you can score that fight for Sanchez is if you give him points for punching, kicking, or elbowing Guida. All of these things are a complete waste of time, and therefore deserve no credit at all.

The strongest kick in MMA to ever DO NOTHING

Look at this kick. That’s a “Send a letter to his wife with our condolences” world ending kick. Or it would be, if the person getting hit wasn’t Clay Guida. The effect of this kick was absolutely zero, except that it put a wicked bruise on Sanchez’ foot. That’s because Guida’s nutter heat makes him impervious to pain. It’s been proven over the course of his 35 fight career that the only way to stop Clay Guida is to cut off the flow of blood to his brain.

Choking Guida out is also tricky because he has a highly evolved offensive strategy that he uses to overcome his deficiencies in striking and jui-jitsu: he takes you down and lays on you. This is the exact same game plan that GSP, another great wrestler with freakish endurance used to dominate BJ Penn. In fact, we’re so sure that Guida’s Lay-On-You offense would defeat Penn, that we’ve ranked him number 1 in the Pure Huge Power Rankings for the lightweight division.

You’ve got to be wondering at this point, What is the source of Guida’s nutter heat? From where does he draw his great power? Well, ask no more…

Guida is the one on the left. I mean the right. I mean, err....