Mark "The Hammer" Coleman.
The main event of UFC 109 : So Very Tired will be the first to feature 2 active members of the UFC Hall of Fame duking it out for both fun and profit. It will also be a complete fucking bore. Seriously, why am I being forced to watch a couple of quinquagenarians gas out early and lay on each other for 15 minutes? While the UFC has told me not to underestimate the excitement of a "technical ground battle" or a "methodical clinch game," I can smell a euphemism a mile away. I'm like a big fat euphemism pig sniffing out euphemism truffles. We're going to get a sloptacular snoozefest featuring fighters that simply need to retire and/or die.
But when life gives you lemons, you gamble on how much lemonade you can extract. This brings us to the Top Prop(tm) of UC 109 -
Which fighter will be the first to suffer a heart attack, broken hip, or the indignity of having to activate their medic-alert bracelet?
Couture @ +130
Coleman @ -180
Gentlemen, place your bets!
